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What did he say???
Chris and his quotes.
They go hand in hand.
What can we do about this?
Hopefully it will turn out hillariously funny when I'm done!
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Some infamous quotes from Chris!
"Wait, what concert was that? Thrid row? Is she the one with the head? I remember her!"
-----Can I say something? If you remember this girl with the head, do you remember anything else?
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"It's like you're running in a forest, running in a forest, running in a forest, and then you hit a tree."
----Chris, do you need some ritalin, honey?
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"I look so ridiculous!"
----No you don't honey. You look good.
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"Thong, Th- Th- Thong, thong thong!"
----CHRIS! Leave it to Sisquo, okay honey.
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"I think Justin looks way sexier with the brown fro. I mean, more power to him if he like to choke on it at night."
----Chris, I wouldn't talk, must I remind you...DREADS!!!
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"If you break it, they can fix it just like that. Break my ear off. Go ahead."
----Chris, did the aliens do it? Did they break your ear off?
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"Girls have cooties. I learned that at a young age...What was the question?
----Attention Span paging Chris Kirkpatrick. Attention Span paging Chris Kirkpatrick.
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"Hear me snarl."
----*Backs away in fear* You can have Gwen!
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More Quotes from Mr. Kirkpatrick!
"Look at YOUR hair?! Look at MY- Yeah, look at your hair." -about Lance's hair at their first MTV appearance.
----Chris, let's take a look at YOUR hair. Lance's wasn't that bad. *snickers*
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"WHAT were we thinking!?!"-about first MTV performance in 1998.
----I don't know, why are you asking me!
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"She might have been the one picked. Cause she wore a bikini top. We're pigs." -to his "PopCam" about the casting for "Pop".
----You said it Chris, not me. *oink oink*
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"This is what we call Dirty Denim. We call it Dirty Denim because it's dirty and it's denim" -on "The View" during a FuMan Skeeto fashion show.
----Duh! Let me guess, if it was clean denim, would you call it clean denim?
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"DUCK!!!" (Everybody ducks quickly) "...look a duck..." -while at a Teen People shoot, Chris saw a duck in the pond nearby.
----Don't do that!!!
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"He's got a neelaphobia...needleaphobia. How do you say that? He's even scared of like real pointy pencils." -about JC.
----Leave JC's phobia alone Mr. START THE SHOW!
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"It's a dude video. It has everything we like: trains, cars, chicks and dogs. Well, maybe not trains. Cars, chicks and dogs we like. The trains were thrown in cause Joey and I didn't have anything to do." -explaining the video for "Bye Bye Bye".
----You had PLENTY to do. Like try on those leather pants again. Oops, did I say that out loud?
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What's underwear?"-when asked the age- old "boxers or briefs?" question.
----No comment.
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More Quotes? Are you sure? Okay.
"And we got Lance! The four of us are replaceable. Lance is irreplaceable. He's albino... Quit lying, he's a Mississippi albino... They're very rare in this part of the country."-picking on Lance.
----Leave Lance be. It's not his fault.
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"Well, if that didn't make me look attractive, I don't know what does!"-while thanking the fans at the end of a video chat, he ran over and kissed the lens of the video camera.
----Trust me when I say that WHATEVER you do makes you look attrative.
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"Oh, I look good in the spaghetti strap halter top... with my belly."-when asked what if favorite piece in the FuMan Skeeto line was.
----Okay. I'm not gonna say one word about THAT!
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"The best approach is 'Hi', not 'AHHHHH!!'"-offering advice to girls that want talk to them.
----Hi Chris. Like that, right? Not this, AHHHHH!! Chris?
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"Cause Korea's kinda weird lookin."-after Danielle asked why he always brings up Busta but ignores his other dog, Korea.
----First you pick on the guys, now you pick on poor lil Korea?
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"That must have been 8th grade when the trombone was still taller than me."-talking about a childhood picture.
----Nope, I ain't gonna say what I'M thinkin. Nope.
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"JC's just cheesy. He's got all these really bad pickup lines, and I promise that the other day, he actually said this to a girl, 'So, do you come here often?' "-picking on JC's pick-up lines.
----Tsk. What's YOUR pick-up line Chris, hmmm?
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He designed that? I'm gonna hit him on his head!"-after ridding a virtual reality roller coaster that Justin designed.
----Now Chris, don't hurt the curls.
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CKFiles
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Chris is doin' his thing
for the Pop Oddesey Tour.
*thanks Regina for the pic* |
Thanks to AllNsync.com
for some of the pictures I downloaded!!! |
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